11 Astronomically Expensive Cars That You Know a Footballer Will Want to Buy

Footballers make a lot of money and they love to show everyone just how much, because the more money they have to blow on crap, the more important they must be. William Gallas splashed the cash on a chrome Mercedes Mclaren and El Hadji Diouf’s gold-plated Cadillac Escalade was cute. Jermaine Pennant’s €252k chrome Aston Martin […]

City of Tampere Offers Karaoke Service for Substance Abusers

(FINNBAY) – Tampere, 7 June 2014. City of Tampere’s social help center (Huoltsu), a place for substance abusers to relax and receive basic help, has been serving since February 2013 with low attendance. The center’s management hopes to change that by adding a new additional service: karaoke. The center serves from 13:00 to 19:00 from Monday to Friday. Everything […]

Finland Crowns Daniela Koskinen Miss Rock 2014

(FINNBAY) – Helsinki, 1 June 2014. 28-year-old Daniela Koskinen from Helsinki, nicknamed “cottoncandy”, won the annual Miss Rock 2014 of Finland. “Of course, the choice was difficult, all of these women are different in many ways and they all have wonderful personalities”, said one of the judges. Henna Jyly, 25-year-old from Helsinki came the second […]

Aerosmith Frontman Steven Tyler’s Creepy Video of Miley Cyrus Hotel Room in Helsinki

(FINNBAY) – Helsinki, 1 June 2014. It is finally here, thousands of  Finns have been waiting for Miley Cyrus to twerk in Helsinki to see her actual bypass of the great U.S. sanction against the Russian businessman who partially owns Cyrus’ concert venue, the Hartwall Areena. So it is happening, Miley is set to perform tonight at Hartwall […]

Daimler Rides on “Mario Kart 8” Game to Sell Mercedes SUV

(FINNBAY) – Munich, 31 May 2014. A new ad from Daimler’s Mercedes-Benz has upgraded Nintendo’s superstar Mario’s wheels. New Mario Kart 8 game offers players an opportunity to drive the new Mercedes-Benz GLA compact sport-utility. According to sources, Daimler said the game’s release coincides with its rollout of the new vehicle in Japan, so the co-promotion made sense. Though, […]

Petri Kontiola Gives “Worst Interview in the History of Ice Hockey Championship”

It is no secret of Finns’ misanthropic values. However, we did not have to show or allow Kontiola to give an interview in a World Championship event where millions can see Finns’ anti-social behaviour. Those who do not follow ice hockey will have no idea who Petri Kontiola is, but after watching his latest interview, you’ll surely know of […]

Angry Birds Game to Generate Fun Learning

(FINNBAY) – Helsinki, 13 May 2014. Rovio Entertainment, the creators of the popular game Angry Birds is set to release an early childhood curriculum around the world. The learning game is designed to help children learn by making learning fun. The program is based on the Finnish national curriculum for children ages 3 to 6. […]

Red Wine or Chocolate Do Not Protect from Cancer or Heart Disease

(FINNBAY-ANSA) – Rome, 13 May 2014. Chocolate and red wine do not boost health and protect from heart disease and cancer, a team from the Johns Hopkins University said in a recent JAMA Internal Medicine report that contradicts a raft of high-profile studies. Contrary to the earlier research findings, Johns Hopkins School of Medicine researchers […]

“Espoo Barbie” Doesn’t Just Want to Be Sexy but also Smart

(FINNBAY) – Espoo, 13 May 2014. When our glorious Finnish girl with a bachelor of business administration decided to dress up and wear some makeup to look like a Barbie, many thought that she had a “thing” for Barbie dolls due to an early unresolved childhood experiences. However, Barbielle Manson “Espoo Barbie” says, No, it is not […]

Two Countries May Block Eurovision’s Bearded Lady

(FINNBAY) – Tampere, 10 May 2014. Sexuality, music and censorship: it is Eurovision 2013 all over again. However, this year the players are different. Citizens of Russia and Belarus petitioned to their national broadcasters to censor the Eurovision song contest 2014 due to an “abnormal appearance” of the singer Conchita Wurst (representing Austria). Vitaly Milonov, St. […]

Bea Toivonen: 10 Things To Know About The Miss Finland 2014

Bea Toivonen is the newly crowned 2014 Miss Finland. And she’s just as blonde, blue-eyed and shiny as you expected her to be. The new Miss Finland 2014 is a 21-year old makeup artist, who believes in following her dreams. What else is there to know about the Jyväskylä native beyond her affinity for sashes and […]

4 Hottest Finnish Female Models Under 30

Paris may be the heart of the international fashion industry but fashion scene in Finland is truly exceptional. Even though Finland is a tiny little country, its fashion scene has a particular sense of strength. It is hard to describe this notion with words; hence the reason to feature our hottest Finnish models here. Below are […]

Finnish Postal Service to Feature “Interactive” National Musical Instruments on Stamps

(FINNBAY) – Helsinki, 24 April 2014. After announcing to release new sets of stamps containing homoerotic fetish art on stamps, the Finnish Postal Service, Itella, announced to release amazing sets of stamps featuring Finland’s national musical instruments. The stamps will be available from 5 May 2014 onwards. What makes these stamps amazing is that besides featuring […]

Finnish Postal Service to Showcase Homoerotic Fetish Art on Stamps

(FINNBAY) – Helsinki, 13 April 2014. The Finnish Postal Service, Itella, is preparing to release new sets of stamps in September 2014 containing a total of 33 new designs including “male drawings by Tom of Finland” – a deceased Finnish artist notable for his homoerotic fetish art on late twentieth century gay culture. Itella is owned by the state of Finland, providing postal, logistics and […]

Finnish Prime Minister Jyrki Katainen Using Windows 7 Tells Some About Personality

(FINNBAY) – Helsinki, 30 March 2014. Apple vs. Microsoft, Mac vs. Windows, and Windows 7 vs. Windows 8 are some of the never-ending arguments of the tech world. Thousands of articles, videos or other text works are pledged to prove the superiority of the one over another. Joining in the argument from a political point of […]